funny review by X. Frost in Appliances, 2014-02-08
Honeywell - QuietSet 8-Speed Whole Room Tower Fan, Black
Honeywell intended this thing for use while people sleep. I know this, because there is a scene right on the box of people sleeping. However, what I discovered is that if I want to use this thing at night, I need a thick hand towel to cover the top because the lights they put on this thing will burn the retina right out of your head.
While trying to sleep, Batman appeared in my window because he thought I had launched the bat signal.
Then about a week later, I got a letter from the FAA stating whatever light was coming from my house was blinding pilots.
Snooki drops by once a week to use the light to tan.
In case you're not picking up what I'm putting down, this thing is ridiculously, stupidly bright. It's like, 4... more