The Dodge Stratus of Zero Gravity Chairs

funny review by in Automotive, 2014-04-14

Funny product Camco 51811 Zero Gravity Recliner (Green Swirl Pattern) Camco 51811 Zero Gravity Recliner (Green Swirl Pattern) It may not be the flashiest thing on the market. It may not have quite the cushion in the front of the seat that you're looking for. Heck you might not even be able to shift where you want it without grinding a bit, but it'll get you where you need to go. more

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Chaos on I-95

fun review by in Automotive, 2014-02-08

Funny product Rightline Gear 100A20 Ace Car Top Carrier Rightline Gear 100A20 Ace Car Top Carrier "Nine. One. One. What is your emergency?"

This past summer I sent my kid to summer camp in North Carolina with his cousins. After a week, my husband, me, my daughter, and my niece visiting from Cancun went to my sister Ta-Ta's house in Richmond, Virginia to await the boys' return with my brother-in-law who had served as the camp nurse.

The next day, we set off for Pittsburgh from Richmond with six people in my six-passenger Mazda 5. Realizing we were going to need extra storage space for the overnight bags and for the boys' sleeping bags and suitcases, I purchased a soft-sided rooftop carrier from Amazon prior to heading for Virginia. It had four and half stars. It was one of those carriers you could use with or without a roof rack. They said.

Without a roof rack, you could run the straps inside your car doors and secure them safely inside the vehicle. They...
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Really hard to drive with this...

hilarious review by in Automotive, 2014-02-08

Funny product Max Reflector Standard  Accordion Shade Max Reflector Standard Accordion Shade I love this product. It keeps my car nice and cool, BUT I will say that the only defect I have found so far is that it is very hard to drive with this on. I have had over 5 wrecks since I purchased it.

After my first fender bender, I decided it was best to roll down the window and stick my head out to see the road, but even that is hard because my eyes and mouth dry out very quickly. Since then, I have purchased some swimming goggles and a snorkel which has helped out tremendously during long drives.

Overall I would recommend this product, but only for those who are good at driving without being able to see the road.
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Killing small birds and mammals

witty review by in Automotive, 2014-02-08

Funny product TMS CART-CANOE/KAYAK-KY001 New Jon Boat Kayak Canoe Carrier Dolly Trailer Tote Trolley Transport Cart Wheel TMS CART-CANOE/KAYAK-KY001 New Jon Boat Kayak Canoe Carrier Dolly Trailer Tote Trolley Transport Cart Wheel So, this company HAS to be blowing these carts out due to the odor emanating from the rubber tires. Functionally it is the SAME cart I see elsewhere around $100, it is sturdily built, has all the parts, looks like it works swimmingly, but I wasn't able to test drive it just yet.

Three UPS drivers fainted trying to deliver the box to me, it got to my door and the smell drove off all the neighborhood cats, I put it in the garage for a while and noticed that the smell had killed all the flies/mosquitos and I am pretty sure did in that family of mice living in the wall. I had to put it outside after the smell layered everything in my garage and the neighborhood children started running away from my car. I put it in the...
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The power of the pink zebra

funny review by in Automotive, 2014-02-08

Funny product Universal-fit Animal Print Bench Seat Cover - Zebra Pink Universal-fit Animal Print Bench Seat Cover - Zebra Pink This is a status symbol! It tells the world "Hey look at me! I have the animal spirit of the ferocious pink zebra!"

Being in my early forties I needed something that announced my presence with authority. Tight polyester pants, knee high moccasins, and Members Only jacket (no shirt), could not do it alone. With these seat covers I have entered the world of "Bad Boy". Chicks dig the bad boy.
You should have seen the respect I earned walking into the county jail. (I was framed by the way). They could not see the seat covers but they felt the spirit of the ferocious pink zebra. RESPECT!
My 82' camaro has never run better. My fuzzy dice needed this. It doubled my powers. The camaro was like a sailboat on land. The pink zebra seat covers were the water it craved. I am now complete.
Since adding these to the camaro I have noticed the "ladies of the night" have been charging me less. Yes, it is that intimidating....
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I now have balls

fun review by in Automotive, 2014-02-08

Funny product Specialty Metallic Brass Balls Toned 8" Tall Original Truck Nutz Specialty Metallic Brass Balls Toned 8" Tall Original Truck Nutz Life is better now that I have balls. I don't know how I managed before making this purchase. I have hung these trucknuts under my desk to help me pursue my work with more vigor. People sometimes ask "why are those there?" And, I reply: "because sometimes I need them." more

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Makes a boring drive easier

amusing review by in Automotive, 2014-02-08

Funny product Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk You wouldn't believe how much more interesting my commute is now that I have something to do other than just stare out the window! I'm using it right now to post this review and I never more

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