funny review by John Smith in Beauty, 2014-02-08
Conair 225NP Comfort Touch Tourmaline Ceramic 1875-Watt Hair Dryer, Black - packaging may vary I didn't know what the attachments were for so I threw them out. I turned it on and it blew hot air. 5 stars. more
fun review by J. D. Crane in Beauty, 2014-02-08
Sex Panther 1.7-oz Cologne Spray
I received this cologne as a gift from my younger brother.
He had saved his money from mowing lawns the entire summer and told me that I was his big bubba and he loved me. I opened the cologne and it's smell lit up my senses in a way that I can not begin to describe.
I wore it to school the next day and noticed that teachers seemed to bend over a lot more in front of me, the girls all seemed to stay near my locker, and the principal called me into his office for a "long talk."
It seems that I have an animal magnetism that can only be explained by the power of this mighty cologne. I have since run out of the cologne and since my mom took away my allowance for molesting a family of badgers(illegal in my county) I have resorted to trying and making my own cologne to wear.
I have tried many things, but most of the time people look at me in... more
Dove Men + Care Body and Face Bar, Deep Clean, 4 Ounce, 8 Count I am fairly masculine and normally just use a homemade soap made from combining wood ash and animal lard, which is why I was skeptical of Dove's "Men +Care" soap. From first use, I was pleasantly surprised. It does not have a "flowery" or fragrant scent like Irish Spring or Lever, but smells very natural and subdued. The soap contains "purifying micro grains," which are little rough specks in the soap that exfoliate your skin and prevent it from drying out. The specks last the entire way through a bar of soap and are evenly distributed. I don't... more
witty review by J. Rife "Reviewer" in Beauty, 2014-02-08
Suave Naturals Refreshing Waterfall Mist Conditioner, 12 Ounce Awesome price for the quality, this is true with all Suave Shampoos and conditioners. I put a small amount of this conditioner in my hair and lather it in real good. Wait 30 to 60 seconds rinse and my hair is so soft. When I smell the fragrance of Waterfall mist it takes me off to another place Man. I can see this beautiful rainforest type of place in my mind it's almost like another World it's paradise. The temperature is perfect here and I'm bathing under a waterfall with beautiful scenery all around me, flowers, birds chirping, I'm next to a small mountain providing the hot tub like nature made pond I'm relaxing in just enough shade to make it perfect in every way. Then out of nowhere this beautiful long haired brunette that's petite with little perky boobies and the nicest ass crack Ive ever seen. She gets in the pond and swims... more