funny review by Robert Becker in Clothing, 2014-12-08
Dr. Scholl's Careers Men's Dress Crew Solid Black Sock 2 Pair Size 13-15 I like the socks even if they didn't help my foot pain; for that reason I would not purchase any more. more
fun review by J. Whitney "Jerk/Musician/Okkultizt" in Clothing, 2014-11-30
New Men's 3 Piece Black Gangster Pinstripe Dress Suit with Matching Vest When I put on this suit and went to work, Neil Patrick Harris popped up out of man-hole on the street and high-fived me for my fashion sense. Sherri from accounting actually noticed me after four years, and approached me to take her out. I obliged, and we had a great time. On the date some hoodlums from the west side tried to front and cat call at her. With the confidence afforded to me by this excellent suit, I was able to defenestrate one of the hoodlums through the Dave and Busters window, and proceeded to play Ski Ball with Sherri. After that we saw an IMAX showing of The Hobbit. When she tried to make out with me I pushed her face away and told her I was busy watching Gloin throw the plates while singing about what Bilbo Baggins hates. After watching Richard Armitage's stellar performance of Thorin, Sherri... more
hilarious review by K. Henderson in Clothing, 2014-02-08
Alex Stevens Men's Polar Bear Pair Ugly Christmas Sweater
Maybe it's the sultry, curve hugging knit. Maybe it's the powerful imagery of polar bears doin' what comes natural. Maybe it's just the additional pheromones coming out in my sweat when I wear this thermodynamic wonder.
I don't know WHAT it is.
But the ladies are lining up around the block, all of a sudden. more
Isotoner Men's Smartouch Stretch Glove with Full Wrist Gather and Draw Fleece Lined, Brown, Large
Have you ever found yourself in an alleyway, spattered with the blood of some vagrant whom you have just stabbed multiple times in an outburst of psychotic blood lust? You reach for your phone to check the time, only to discover that the gloves you are wearing to keep your DNA and fingerprints from being found on the corpse in this soon to be crime scene, do not have smart touch fingertips. And as such, you cannot enter the on-screen lock combination.
Well I know I have. But no longer! With Isotoner Men's Smartouch Stretch Gloves I'm able to slake my thirst for human blood while remaining both fashionable and tech savvy. Other gloves may possess Smartouch but few are capable of meeting the expectations of a metro-sexual sociopath, would strongly recommend purchasing... more
Alex Stevens Men's Polar Bear Pair Ugly Christmas Sweater
I swear this sweater grants me some sort of powers. Perhaps it has unlocked some unknown source of energy deep down in my loins. Or maybe its just that knowledge that a few polar bears are taking the midnight express to pound town right where my nipples should be.
But ever since ive started wearing this heavenly piece of winter apparel, I been straight drownin in dat poontang.
And i luhhh dat.
P.s. can someone please get a brother a snorkel more
The Mountain Power and Grace Adult T-shirt
Im gonna be blunt here. I bought this shirt for one purpose, and one purpose only: To pull massive amounts of ass.
While many opt for the xxL size, since I have a thinner build, I went with medium. The tight fitting sleeves highlight my veiny biceps and portruding deltoids. I fear that if I continue wearing this shirt, the muscles I grow will inevitably rip the very fabric which surges them.... not unlike how a tiger's claws rips the flesh of his foes, before he crushes their windpipe in his massive jaws.
When I walk into a room wearing this shirt, people notice immediately. I can see the women looking me up and down. I can tell, they see that sexual beast in me - that sexual threat. And they are drawn to it. They cannot help it.
Despite being... more
One Size Adult Harry Potter Costume Sorting Hat - Brown
This hat its the best snorting hat
of all harry potter snoting hat take
good care of this snorting hat this
it is the best I recommend this to
you if you dont know whats a
pupuet it is agag made of
cloge you move your hand inside
the cloge bag if you dont know
whats a baby montior it is a
thing that if a baby cry you
hear from the baby montion
so some one says grifindor
slithern herpoof or rifinckle more
clever review by George Takei in Clothing, 2014-02-08
Green Eyes Cat Face The Mountain Tee Shirt Adult
When strolling the streets of LA or braving the subways of New York City, I'm often approached by fans. They are well-meaning and always polite, but unfortunately I'm often in a bit of a hurry and don't have the luxury to chat or pose for photos. For a time, I wore oversized sunglassses, but people often mistook me for Yoko Ono or more lately Psy, which only led to more awkward requests to cross my arms and pretend I was riding a pony.
So Brad ordered me the GREEN EYES CAT FACE by Mountain Tee and suggested I wear it whenever out in public.
It worked like a charm, at least for a time. People became so transfixed by the admittedly alarming cat print that they were often too embarrassed to make eye contact with the wearer, whom they could tell was, as expected, some septuagenerian Asian person.
My favorite response after a particularly long stare was to quip, "Hey. Buddy. EYES. UP. HERE." (It... more
funny review by BaronVonAmazon in Clothing, 2014-02-08
Wayfarer Polarized Retro Sunglasses WF01PZ (more colors) These glasses really trick people into thinking you're blind. I even started to believe it myself after while. The rods and cones in my eyes literally just gave up on trying to refract. Now I live in this strange half dimension under a local bridge near a sugar refinery. It's quite frightening indeed. These glasses are not for the faint of heart. more
fun review by Jerome Albertson in Clothing, 2014-02-08
Princess Leia Dog - Small
I take my dog Tootsie to the dog park a lot, and wanted something to help her "stand out" in the crowd. That's when I came across this amazing Princess Leia outfit for dogs. I couldn't believe I found something so realistic. Now, I've been a HUGE Star Wars fan ever since I saw Attack of the Clones a few years ago. I remember thinking even back then, I wish I could have my dog look like one of those cool Star Wars characters! Even though I didn't have a dog yet, the idea just came to me.
Now the dream has come true! I wish they had a costume of Yoda Wong-Kenobee, or better yet Jar-Jar Bings, but this one does the trick. You wouldn't believe how many people at the dog park wanted to talk to me when I brought Tootsie in with her "Princess Leia" outfit and pretended to fight her with a light saber (it was really a garden hose). One of them, who I will call "Darth Vader", threatened to call animal control when our "Star Wars" battle was at its peak! Some... more
rofltastic review by Wolfshirtman500 in Clothing, 2014-02-08
The Mountain Loving Wolves Purple T-shirt At first I was not sure how my new wolf shirt would be received. I was fearful. My fears were quickly cast to the sea. Never have such majestic creatures graced the underside of my pectorals. The casual tongue contact from the dominant wolf lets others know that I am always down for a good time. more
fun review by T. Guymon "SonOfSpam" in Clothing, 2014-02-08
The Mountain T-Shirt Unicorn Castle Tee
I should probably preface this review by stating the obvious: This shirt is clearly meant for people who aren't serious about our one-horned magic friends. I mean, the shirt's fabric construction and lavender color base are terrific, and as a casual-Friday garment, hey, it's better than a stupid Polo shirt. But the devil, as they say, is in the details, so caveat emptor!
First, the grass pictured is quite clearly Italian Ryegrass, and as everyone knows, unicorns prefer to frolic in Dog's Tooth Grass. Second, notice the gray spots on the unicorn's rear flank; are they patterned to look like a fairy? I think not. Third, why is the tip of the unicorn's horn glowing like some defective reindeer's nose??? We all know the horn is pure gold, but if the illustrator was trying to convey this specific coloration, then the whole horn should shine, not just the tip! Fourth, while unicorns transcend space and time, they do NOT exist in a world where it's... more
hilarious review by B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern" in Clothing, 2014-02-08
The Mountain Youth Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee, Dark Green, Boys 2-4
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused... more