The best headphones I've ever owned

funny review by in Electronics, 2015-01-12

Funny product Sony MDRNC13 Noise-Canceling Headphones Sony MDRNC13 Noise-Canceling Headphones The best headphones I've ever owned. Great for drowning out nagging girlfriends or the sounds of your roommate banging some awful heffer. more

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Perfect cable.

fun review by in Electronics, 2014-04-24

Funny product AudioQuest Carbon 12.0 meters White HDMI Cable PVC Jacket AudioQuest Carbon 12.0 meters White HDMI Cable PVC Jacket When I needed a cable to connect my flux capacitor to my time circuits/plasma screen TV, I looked no further than the AudioQuest Carbon 12.0M White HDMI Cable PVC Jacket. The PVC happens to be the perfect shield for chronoton particles, which is essential for the protection of sensitive electronics in a class IV time machine. The white color blends in perfectly to ice age scenery. And it's made of some kind of carbon which grows on trees, but tree branches aren't HDMI cables. Trust me, you don't want to be stuck in the distant past waiting for the AudioQuest Carbon 12.0M White HDMI Cable PVC Jacket to be invented. So always grab a spare! more

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Better than an SUV

hilarious review by in Electronics, 2014-04-23

Funny product AudioQuest Carbon 12.0 meters White HDMI Cable PVC Jacket AudioQuest Carbon 12.0 meters White HDMI Cable PVC Jacket I don't know why the spec leaves this out, but this amazing cable can teleport living things over the internet. All you need are two identical internet-enabled HDMI televisions, two of these cables, and a webcam.

Of course to buy this you may need to sell the family car. It doesn't matter, you won't need it anymore anyway. In fact with the money left over after purchasing this cable, you could probably still buy a month of unlimited internet access.
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I use this EVERY DAMN DAY!

witty review by in Electronics, 2014-03-22

Funny product AmazonBasics 8-Sheet Strip-Cut Paper/CD/Credit Card Shredder AmazonBasics 8-Sheet Strip-Cut Paper/CD/Credit Card Shredder It is compact, simple, and marvelous. This glorious piece of machinery has been giving me peace of mind since I plugged it in nearly a year ago. Every day I can find a new piece of shady junk mail, maxed out credit card, or CD full of incriminating evidence to throw into this bad boy, and without fail, it always replies in its mechanical grind, "Don't worry, NO ONE WILL KNOW OUR TERRIBLE SECRET." more

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Simply Amazing

funny review by in Electronics, 2014-02-08

Funny product Samsung UN85S9 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED UHDTV (Black) Samsung UN85S9 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED UHDTV (Black) I needed an additional television for my breezeway walking from the side courtyard to the master quarters. Ever since Carlton renovated the Elephant exhibit, I only have the noise of the waterfall and the Harp player outside. Regardless, I love how easily it was for the commoners to attach the television to work with the people mover we have around the complex. I had to order 3 more, 1 for the master bath, 1 for the tennis court and I felt the 70 inch 3d television the commoners had in their basement dwellings needed an upgrade.

I do say, I wish it was available in solid gold or platinum. That way I could easily distinguish what quadrant of the complex I'm in.
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Very satisfied

fun review by in Electronics, 2014-02-08

Funny product Samsung UN85S9 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED UHDTV (Black) Samsung UN85S9 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED UHDTV (Black) My wife and I bought this after selling our daughter Amanda into white slavery. We actually got a refurbished. It's missing the remote, but oh well-- for $10K off, I can afford a universal, right? The picture is amazing. I've never seen the world with such clarity.

Amanda, if you're reading this, hang in there, honey! We'll see you in a year.

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I just wanted to add an addendum to my review. Since posting it, we have received a flood of responses. People have said some pretty hurtful things--even questioning our values. Let me assure you, this was not an easy decision to make, and we made it as a family. Obviously, it's very personal. But in light of all the second-guessing, I wanted to explain our thinking.

First and foremost, screen size. I really think you can't go too big. 85" may seem huge, but you get used to it fast. Second, resolution. Is 4K...
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