funny review by George Mac in Home Improvement, 2014-03-06
Mayhew Select 41500 Tweaker Multi-Use Tool
I have a friend who lost his hand during a construction accident last summer. Well, he wasn't much of a friend...more of an aquaintence who would call you on the weekends and act like he knew you better than he did. Anyways, he lost his hand on my day off, so I only heard about the incident second-hand (no pun intended). Of course, it was weird for a couple weeks, but by the contractor's Christmas party that year, everyone thought it would be funny to buy him a gag gift, as is the tradition.
We decided to buy him the Mayhew 41500 TWEAKER, because it looks like a hand, and is also very handy (no pun intended.) Now, he actually uses it for a hand. He absolutely loves this unintended... more
fun review by Reggie Thistleton in Home Improvement, 2014-02-08
LDR 512 P3515 Bellows Type Cup Toilet Plunger Let me preface this by saying there is probably something medically wrong with me. I take huge dumps. Abnormally large ones. Obviously this can be problematic, as some toilets just can't handle the kind of lumber that I'm laying down. I recently moved into a new apartment, and it is amazing. EXCEPT that the toilet is crappy, pun intended. This thing gets clogged pretty much every time I "lay some cable." I started off using one of those cheap ass old fashioned wood rod with a red suction cup plungers. It was a horrorshow. Poop water was splashing all over the damn place and ruining the bathmat, plus somehow the damn dog always managed to get some on him which he would then shake and spray all over the rest of the place. IT JUST WAS A BAD SITUATION. So I came on the ole amazon dot com to look at... more
hilarious review by Carolyn Donahue in Home Improvement, 2014-02-08
15 Piece Lockpick Tool Set Since I got this set to fish a piece of a broken key out of a lock, a tremendous door of opportunity has been opened in my life. People have started inviting me to parties. Even squirrels stopped throwing nuts at me. My wife has even commented on how much better I look. All from buying this set of lock picks. more
witty review by A. Gift For You "MidlightWest" in Home Improvement, 2014-02-08
Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant
First of all, let me tell you a little about myself and how I came to need such mystical tools of survival.
In the beginning, I was born from the ashes of Lincoln and Roosevelt then raised by Hemingway, a troop of firefighters, and werewolves. I was taught to fight evil of all forms from politics to the undead. I can tell you from experience, there has never been a tool half as useful as the Wenger - The Giant Knife. Let me give you a brief example from yesterday:
I woke up after my amazing night's rest in the Wenger's king size murphy bed (with satin sheets). Once the women were dressed and out the door, I made coffee from the Wenger's cappuccino machine. Then I headed out the door, Wenger in hand.
I came across a two old women selling crochet crosses. I pulled my Wenger out of my pants to get to my wallet. The ladies saw this and died in ecstasy just at the size of my Wenger. Now Armed... more
funny review by Rumple Foreskin in Home Improvement, 2014-02-08
Miller SS-36 "Sabre-six/hot-shot" 36in Stock Prod Well me and the missus are into different things than most peeps. And this prod was just what the doctor ordered. Doctor Ruth that is. So there I am one night, lying on the bed with industrial grade nipple clamps hooked from me to a rigged car battery with the wife riding on top. So she's a-going at it when I jabbed her with the cattle prod. It set her off big time and in a fit of orgasmic fury, she pushed the rigged car battery lever to full power, which lit me up like a Vegas slot machine and made me pay out in silver dollars! We highly recommend this product! more
fun review by honeybearsf in Home Improvement, 2014-02-08
3M 8979N Performance Plus Nuclear Duct Tape, Slate Blue 48mm Wide by 54.8M Long When we found cracks in the containment structure, we used to have to shut the whole plant down; then there was a lot of hassle with the nuclear regulatory agency about structural integrity and environmental contamination. With this quality duct tape, that's all in the past. Now, when we see a cracked or crumbling wall, we just bring out the tape. The slate blue blends right in. I do recommend that you use use double layers for openings near the reactor core. more