A very good screw for screwing good and fast

funny review by in Industrial & Scientific, 2014-03-04

Funny product Hex Lag Screws 18-8 Stainless Steel - 1/2" x 16" Qty-1,000 Hex Lag Screws 18-8 Stainless Steel - 1/2" x 16" Qty-1,000 I've been screwing now for about 55 years so I think I know a good screw -- and a bad one (do I ever!) -- when I see one. Sometimes you think you're going to get a good screw and whoops....something....just happens. Either the screw isn't deep enough or hard enough or you just run into something unknown and everything comes apart. And then YOU'RE screwed. These screws are the best I'd ever had and since I've got about 995 left I'll have a hard time getting through them all. But I'm eager..... more

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It's a very nice crystal

fun review by in Industrial & Scientific, 2014-02-12

Funny product Bismuth Crystal Bismuth Crystal I'm not sure what somebody is supposed to do with a crystal of bismuth, but I was up way too late and ordered this online. When it came I thought, "hey, what a nice crystal!" If you're looking for a nice crystal, get this one. more

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Journal entry, day 91...

hilarious review by in Industrial & Scientific, 2014-02-08

Funny product Uranium Ore Uranium Ore It's been almost 100 days since I "disposed" of the Uranium Ore I purchased from Amazon.com. Seeing as how they sent me 10 orders instead of 1 I thought it would be alright to dispose of the two or three cans in the backyard. 91 days later and I'm barricaded in my house, beseiged by mutated grasshoppers, bees, wasps, and ants the size of ponies. My food stores are dwindling; I only have a few gallons of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz left, though a spritz of Uranium Ore has kept it fresh all this time. I'm down to my last box of Fresh Whole Rabbit as well. Even though I had to kill them (again), some of the Uranium Ore I used on the Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz has also helped them stay fresh during these past few months.

I'm not sure how much longer...
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Iran, Iran so far away

witty review by in Industrial & Scientific, 2014-02-08

Funny product Uranium Ore Uranium Ore Brad and I figured it would be poetic justice to tuck one of these babies, along with a DVD of hard core gay porn, inside a gift basket sent to our favorite Iranian madman, ex-President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, during his last rant-filled visit to the UN. Just a small token of our esteem and thanks, you understand, for torturing and hanging those two gay teens.

When he saw from whom the basket was sent, he eschewed his normal practice of forcing captive American hitchhikers to detonate/taste everything first. We knew, you see, that Ahmandinejoke is a HUGE Trekkie and has a "very serious thing" for Marina Sirtis. (He follows her religiously on Twitter and sent her long couplets in Farsi, which reputedly rivaled the odes to Sly Stallone by the Glorious but...
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Perfect for the Home

funny review by in Industrial & Scientific, 2014-02-08

Funny product VOGUE PRO DENTAL DRILL WITH FOOT PEDAL VOGUE PRO DENTAL DRILL WITH FOOT PEDAL The economy is really taking a toll on my household and finding ways to cut costs has become a daily chore. Hand-me-downs, drastically lowering the thermostat, candles for lighting, burning cardboard boxes in an old 55 gallon drum outside to cook, and turning the car off when traveling downhill have become common practices in the house. The rising costs of medical and dental care have really put a dent in the budget. Premiums and co-pays have risen too high but oral health is very important to me and my family. When it seemed impossible to afford dental work, I saved up and bought the Vogue Pro Dental Drill with Foot Pedal. I could not believe this fine instrument was 50% off retail and STILL included the foot pedal.

After a few weeks of studying at the local library and stocking up on Old Gran-Dad and some ethyl ether, I was elbow deep into my family's mouths drilling away at those persistent cavities. No more deferred dental treatment in my...
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Ok for cleaning teeth, not so great for killing ants..

fun review by in Industrial & Scientific, 2014-02-08

Funny product Uranium Ore Uranium Ore Picked this up for use in one of my kid's 'diversity' projects in school (Great Success!), and stuck the leftovers in the cabinet next to the baking soda.

Ran out of toothpaste, and remembered how you're supposed to be able to use baking soda to clean your teeth, so of course, I accidentally used this instead, and Wow! all I can say is, my teeth have never been cleaner! They sparkle, they tingle, and for some reason, they STAY clean now, no matter what. Highly recommended!

However, when I ran out of that fire-ant killer powder stuff, I figured I would try some for that too.

Big mistake!

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A HUman Person From Earth Like You Hates Alien Detectors!

amusing review by in Industrial & Scientific, 2014-02-08

Funny product UFO-02 Detector UFO-02 Detector I, as a resonable and trUstworthy hUman, do not gleep nerp this ungood prodUct. Bad it is for Us hUmans to purchase and opperate this online pUrchasable prodUct.

As the person from Earth that I am, I think that all of my other fellow hUmans on Earth should immediately disUse and florgnify this Utterly Zorglefran, I mean bad item for bUying. Ha Ha. I am laughing with hUmor with the funny word I made up with my typing that I am not doing by direct thought extraction, and instant data transmission to Amazon.com website. Ha Ha. That was highly hUmoroUs and glerp.

UFO detectors are so dUmb because all humans from Earth like the one I am, know that we I mean they do not even exist! Ha Ha

Besides even if the alien friends did exist, who minds occassional anal...
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Great Product, Poor Packaging

clever review by in Industrial & Scientific, 2014-02-08

Funny product Uranium Ore Uranium Ore I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty. more

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So glad I don't have to buy this from Libyans in parking lots at the mall anymore.

funny review by in Industrial & Scientific, 2014-02-08

Funny product Uranium Ore Uranium Ore I bought this to power a home-made submarine that I use to look for prehistoric-era life forms in land-locked lakes around my home town in Alaska. At first I wasn't sure if this item would (or could) arrive via mail, but I was glad to see it showed up with no problems. Well, almost no problems.

Unfortuantly my mom opened my mail, because she does not respect people's privacy. She was pretty upset to see Uranium Ore. After a long argument and me running away from home again, she finaly stopped being such an idiot and I was able to get back to work.

The quality of this Uranium is on par with the stuff I was bying from the Libyans over at the mall parking lot, but at half the price! I just hope the seller does not run out, because I...
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