The apotheosis of literature

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Funny product Taken by the T-Rex (Dinosaur Erotica) Taken by the T-Rex (Dinosaur Erotica) If you have been searching for dinosaur-on-woman porn (and who hasn't been?), your search has at last reached its end. Filling a literary niche that, incredibly, has been ignored until now, the author has recognized the public's insatiable interest in dinosaur lust for the ladies. Human ladies. I look forward to the sequels that will undoubtedly chronicle their ongoing romance, their subsequent affairs and rocky issues in their relationship, and the fates of their dino-human children. more

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Life-Changing Literature

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Funny product Taken by the T-Rex (Dinosaur Erotica) Taken by the T-Rex (Dinosaur Erotica) This book has given my life new meaning. I thought I was the only one to fantasize about dino-porn. But apparently there are millions upon millions of sick, mentally disturbed people out there who are just like me. Now that I've found acceptance I'm thinking of dumping my four court-ordered psychiatrists. more

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Accurate and relatable

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Funny product Taken by the T-Rex (Dinosaur Erotica) Taken by the T-Rex (Dinosaur Erotica) It is very uncommon to find accurate depictions of dinosaur on woman sex. If, like me, you have found it increasingly difficult to satisfy your need to recount old times, then this literary masterpiece is for you. No other author has truly been able to both arouse and entice my intense desire to mate with a T-Rex as accurately and successfully as Christie Sims. I would not be surprised if this book outsells the Bible and brings about a new age of literary enlightenment. more

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Sayonara to Solitude

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Funny product How to Get Gorgeous Pen Pals and the Woman of Your Dreams in Asia How to Get Gorgeous Pen Pals and the Woman of Your Dreams in Asia I ordered this book because I always had such a hard time meeting gorgeous pen pals and dream women from Asia. The book worked out great - in fact a little TOO great! Who knew that my Asian pen pal adventure would lead me from Topeka, Kansas to the hands of Japan's Yakuza crime syndicate and a long, difficult escape from Tokyo's underground human-slavery network!

This all started several years ago when a fellow cashier at the Dollar Tree caught my eye. She was an Asian named Gwen. From the way she swayed in her cashier's apron, the way she gently flicked her hair from her brow after a long shift, to the way she softly said "Thank You" in that exotic Oriental manner to customers - it all proved irresistible to me. Alas, my desire for Gwen would go unrequited. One shocking afternoon I professed to Gwen - in substantial detail - my burning desires and plans for the future with her. She rejected my advances and summoned Human Resources, leaving me jobless...
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Presto Date-O!!!

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Funny product How To Get Girls By Using Magic How To Get Girls By Using Magic I used non-magical ways to get girls for way too long. And I'll tell you, it just wasn't working. Luckily - no, MAGICALLY - this book came along to make my dating troubles "disappear"! In fact, this book worked so well that me and my newfound magic powers got banned from the Jefferson County Fair!

You see, guys, I was just tired of the usual ways of approaching women. Asking for phone numbers, offering rides in the van, wearing 2 socks at the same time, and so on. Nothing I did made me stand out until I learned the ways of magic. Did you know that you can get a woman to notice and talk to you by using a suddenly-appearing rabbit? Doesn't even have to be a rabbit, any rodent will do. Just pull it out of your sweater at the bus stop, and VOILA - she'll be saying something to you in no time. (Helpful users tip: don't upgrade to possums until you mastered the rabbit and squirrel tricks.)

One of the more useful magic tricks I...
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Worthy sequel but not as good as the orginal

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Funny product (NH4)2SO4 family ... K3BiCl6 · 2KCl · KH3F4: Gruppe 3 / BD 36 / Subvol. B / Part B2 (Landolt-Börnstein: Numerical Data and Functional Relationships in ... Technology - New Series / Condensed Matter) (NH4)2SO4 family ... K3BiCl6 · 2KCl · KH3F4: Gruppe 3 / BD 36 / Subvol. B / Part B2 (Landolt-Börnstein: Numerical Data and Functional Relationships in ... Technology - New Series / Condensed Matter) The (NH4)2SO4 family return for more high jinx and squabbles in the way only they can do. It opens with 2KCl returning from Bhutan with a new bride - you can guess how that makes K3BiCl6 feel! Meanwhile KH3F4 has bought an old book from Ebay - which turns out to be the book of the dead! I won't ruin it for you by giving away anything else, but can I hear Zombie tapdancing? ;)

Anyway its all great fun but just can't match the breathtaking hilarity of the first book. Still a must read. I bought 2 copies so my wife wouldn't keep 'borrowing' mine :)
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They're Listening!

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Funny product Nuclear Energy (Landolt-Börnstein: Numerical Data and Functional Relationships in Science and Technology - New Series / Advanced Materials and Technologies) Nuclear Energy (Landolt-Börnstein: Numerical Data and Functional Relationships in Science and Technology - New Series / Advanced Materials and Technologies) After all this time, Amazon and the publishers are listening to our $6999.99 boycott! To show my pleasure and to reward them for doing so, I purchased this book.

The first couple of chapters were slow and went over the basics of nuclear energy that I learned in the 4th grade. However, by chapter 3, the pace really started to pick up and I could. not. put. it. down! The suspense was killing me!

I now have about half a reactor built in my backyard and am waiting a delivery from Home Depot and Bed, Bath and Beyond to finalize the construction.

When it is completed, I will drink from the pool, as illustrated in chapter 13, in order to obtain great strength so that I may, once and for all, pound my older brother in to the sand with my...
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