No big dill

funny review by in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08

Funny product Pickle Lip Balm Pickle Lip Balm When it comes to my lips, I eschew the vlassic flavors. So with this item, the heart said yes though the brine said no.

Apparently, the taste wasn't kosher for Brad, who can be a sour puss, even when in the balm of your hand. So you might want to pickle little more carefully, and give your spouse more than lip service.

Now I just say there's a pickle in my pocket and I'm happy to see him. Too cuke for words.

Well, never a dill moment around here.
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Perfect Sharknado

fun review by in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08

Funny product Air Swimmer Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark Air Swimmer Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark Brad and I caught Sharknado on ScyFy and had a good laugh. Brad in particular kept going on about how preposterous the whole notion was of a freak hurricane in LA bringing a deluge of airborne sharks.

You can guess the prank I pulled next. I waited until we had planned one of our home camping adventures in our backyard (Note: the AIR SWIMMER flying shark requires a good amount of space to operate, and definitely don't try it in high winds). I was in my Eagle Scout outfit and had just blown a rousing "Taps" on the trumpet to bring an end to our day. Brad had just doused our small fire carefully and plished off his fourth s'more, and true to form had broken out his harmonica to begin a lonesome "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot."

I excused myself, claiming I needed to go "visit nature" before turning in. When I was just out of sight, I ducked behind our tool shed and grabbed the AIR SWIMMER remote controls. To add to the ruse, I...
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Save your money and . . .

hilarious review by in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08

Funny product Playmobil Security Check Point Playmobil Security Check Point . . . don't pay extra for the body-cavity-search accessories.
It is slightly more realistic in terms of the new body-scan technologies in place at major airports, but unlike real passengers, the included figures are not anatomically correct.
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No longer available

witty review by in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08

Funny product Playmobil Security Check Point Playmobil Security Check Point Get it now as soon it will no longer be available. TSA has requested that this product be removed from the market. It was deemed a security risk as it is virtually identical to the actual training material used to train TSA agents. more

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Not complete without the line....

funny review by in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08

Funny product Playmobil Security Check Point Playmobil Security Check Point This toy would be a lot more realistic with about 350 people standing in line for an average of an hour. It still makes a nice set with the interrogation room. more

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Great lesson for the kids!

fun review by in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08

Funny product Playmobil Security Check Point Playmobil Security Check Point I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger's shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger's scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that's the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital.

The best thing about this product is that it teaches kids about the realities of living in a high-surveillence society. My son said he wants the Playmobil Neighborhood Surveillence System set for Christmas. I've heard...
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I have two words for you, 'predator drones.' You will never see it coming.

amusing review by in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08

Funny product Maisto Fresh Metal Tailwinds 1:97 Scale Die Cast United States Military Aircraft - US Air Force Medium Altitude, Long Endurance, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) RQ-1 Predator with Display Stand (Dimension: 6" x 3-1/2" x 1") Maisto Fresh Metal Tailwinds 1:97 Scale Die Cast United States Military Aircraft - US Air Force Medium Altitude, Long Endurance, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) RQ-1 Predator with Display Stand (Dimension: 6" x 3-1/2" x 1") You've had a busy play day - You've wiretapped Mom's cell phone and e-mail without a warrant, you've indefinitely detained your little brother Timmy in the linen closet without trial, and you've confiscated all the Super-Soakers from the neighborhood children (after all, why does any kid - besides you, of course - even NEED a Super-Soaker for self-defense? A regular water pistol should be enough). What do you do for an encore?

That's where the US Air Force Medium Altitude, Long Endurance, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) RQ-1 Predator from Maisto comes in. Let's say that Dad has been labeled a terrorist in secret through your disposition matrix. Rather than just arrest him and go through the hassle of trying and convicting him in a court of law, and having to fool with all those terrorist-loving Constitutional protections, you can just use one of these flying death robots to assassinate him! Remember, due process and oversight are for sissies. Plus,...
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The Greatest Toy In The World

clever review by in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08

Funny product Accoutrements Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure Accoutrements Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure I bought this toy for my kid in the hopes of sending a better message than all of those superhero action figures and he just loves it! This day and age, kids are programmed by our government to think that everyone is out to destroy us and that they need heroes to come and save us all. They forget that there are everyday people out there who need a little compassion and understandng.

I make my kids sit down every day for at least an hour and play with the Cat Lady. We talk about what has made her the way she is and we discuss different options of things we might do to help her. We get into conversations about what rle society plays in the creating of these people who seriously have issues and then we practice empathy role play by having our social services action figures come to her aid and get her the help she needs. It has...
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Weaponized Caffeine: a warning

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Funny product Mana Energy Potion (50mL) Mana Energy Potion (50mL) I bought this as a joke, and because I knew I was going to need some caffeine in my system over the weekend. I've downed Bawls of every flavor without issue, and generally don't really get buzzed by caffeine.

But this stuff... this stuff is unique. First of all, while the bottle is pretty, it is the nastiest, most disgusting taste I have ever had the misfortune to let near my mouth. I instantly regretted the cough syrup like drink. Thick, dank, and putrid it slid down my throat and settled in my stomach like a stone lump.

And there it sat, oozing and slithering, until it finally hit my system.

I felt like I had gone from zero to sixty in less than a second. No, there was no gradual build up of energy, there was nothing, and then there was everything! I was twitching, insane almost, desperate to do anything and everything at once. Raid MC, knit a pair of socks, learn three foreign...
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Never leave your inner sanctum without them!

fun review by in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08

Funny product Mana Energy Potion (50mL) Mana Energy Potion (50mL) Whenever I venture out of my mage tower, I am always sure to carry a couple of these potions in my belt pouch. As a modern day wizard, it is vital that I keep my mana pool full at all times. There is no telling when I will be assaulted by kobolds, hobgoblins, or Scientologists while exploring the rolling vistas and dark dungeons.

I cast a plethora of arcane spells every single day; from fireballs, to lightning storms, to meteor swarms, to magic missiles. These little elixirs keep me energized and prepared to rain destruction upon the armies of invading...
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Medium pimpin'

rofltastic review by in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08

Funny product Pimp Kid's Costume Pimp Kid's Costume Teaching your children the value of money and business sense is never easy. However, with the introduction of the smaller size pimp suit they can learn how to start their own business without even leaving their own neighbourhood. The people management skills this encourages are a vital start in any young man's life.
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My son was really set on going as a rapist this last halloween, but we waited too long to get to the costume store and so we were stuck with this or Darth Vader. Once I explained what a pimp does, he chose this one and we couldn't be happier. He wears it around the house all the time! Only downside was that we had to explain to him he couldn't wear blackface that came with the costume because that would be offensive. You would think the company would know not to include that makeup in 2008...
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This costume has caused our family all sorts of confusion. We dressed up our son in this pimp...
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The most important thing I ever bought!

funny review by in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08

Funny product Accoutrements Genuine Squirrel Underpants Accoutrements Genuine Squirrel Underpants Living in the rural south really makes it tough for a kid like me who needs stuff to do. I have tried that hunting thing, but it gets messy. I have tried to watch NASCAR, but all those cars going around in a circle really gets my head hurting. I tried the WWE, but it just seemed fake, no matter what my best friend Jim Bob said. Nothing seemed to occupy my time... I even tried reading but there are no books within miles from me...

Than I jumped on Amazon looking for a hobby and came across the "Genuine Squirrel Underpants" and thought, hummm, there are lot of them squirrels around these parts, surely there could be something here...

So I bought a pair, and although it took me 7 weeks to finally capture a squirrel to get these things on, they worked! I found me a new hobby. I told my friend Jim Bob who told...
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I don't really understand

fun review by in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08

Funny product Accoutrements Inflatable Unicorn Horn Accoutrements Inflatable Unicorn Horn How they got Sam Rockwell to be the spokesman for this product.

I mean, he has a lot of good, successful movies. I would completely understand if they got somebody like David Arquette to promote this product, since I don't think he has a lot going on lately. Maybe Richard Grieco. Both those guys could probably rock this horn and sweater combo. Plus I think they could use the work.

Anyway, the horn itself is fantastic. You order the full 12-count display box, you probably could get Super Saver shipping. Or, I don't know, this is probably as good a reason to sign up for Amazon Prime as anything else.
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Perfect If Your Coworkers Grafted a Dick On Your Hand!

hilarious review by in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08

Funny product Accoutrements Handerpants Accoutrements Handerpants As a genetic bio-engineer, I am working on architecting the growth of organs and appendages via biological induction grafting. For you dummies, that means I do things like grow human ears on mice. It's super cool.

One day I fell asleep at work, in the lab, and a couple of the office knuckleheads decided to prank yours truly. Here's what went down. See, we had this dick in the freezer - some Japanese guy kicked off and donated it to us. It's in his will and everything. Pretty wild, right?

So, other than occasionally pulling it out of the fridge and sticking it in Benny's ear for a goof, it doesn't get much action.

Currently we're working on growing a thumb - it's pretty great because all the mice look like they're doing the Fonz's "Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" as they have a big thumb sticking up on their backs.

Because we're so tied up with the thumb, we have no...
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Delicious!

witty review by in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08

Funny product Canned Unicorn Meat Canned Unicorn Meat Of course this isn't as good as fresh, but who has time to hunt unicorns these days?

I'm a busy professional so I don't have the luxury of just grabbing my bow and quiver and spending days in the high glens hunting fresh 'corn. This product allows me to come home from a hectic day and enjoy a meal packed with that special nutrition only unicorn can provide. I even keep a few cans at the office for those late nights.

But seriously, this is a great, funny and 'tasteful' gag gift. We received ours from a relative last Christmas and as it was unwrapped everyone burst out in laughter when we saw what it was. The unicorn meat comes in a Spam-shaped can, complete with funny but...
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Should be a big hit with the girlfriend

funny review by in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08

Funny product Accoutrements Inflatable Turkey Accoutrements Inflatable Turkey The Inflatable Turkey and Inflatable Toast should make for an impressive meal when I invite my inflatable girlfriend over for dinner this weekend. It's good to see that foodstuffs designed for Plasto-Americans are finally becoming more widely available. more

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Should be a big hit with the girlfriend

fun review by in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08

Funny product Accoutrements Inflatable Turkey Accoutrements Inflatable Turkey The Inflatable Turkey and Inflatable Toast should make for an impressive meal when I invite my inflatable girlfriend over for dinner this weekend. It's good to see that foodstuffs designed for Plasto-Americans are finally becoming more widely available. more

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Should be a big hit with the girlfriend

amusing review by in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08

Funny product Accoutrements Inflatable Turkey Accoutrements Inflatable Turkey The Inflatable Turkey and Inflatable Toast should make for an impressive meal when I invite my inflatable girlfriend over for dinner this weekend. It's good to see that foodstuffs designed for Plasto-Americans are finally becoming more widely available. more

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Should be a big hit with the girlfriend

clever review by in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08

Funny product Accoutrements Inflatable Turkey Accoutrements Inflatable Turkey The Inflatable Turkey and Inflatable Toast should make for an impressive meal when I invite my inflatable girlfriend over for dinner this weekend. It's good to see that foodstuffs designed for Plasto-Americans are finally becoming more widely available. more

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Should be a big hit with the girlfriend

funny review by in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08

Funny product Accoutrements Inflatable Turkey Accoutrements Inflatable Turkey The Inflatable Turkey and Inflatable Toast should make for an impressive meal when I invite my inflatable girlfriend over for dinner this weekend. It's good to see that foodstuffs designed for Plasto-Americans are finally becoming more widely available. more

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