funny review by Timboliah PantsOnFiyah "Timboliah Pants on Fiyah" in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08
Accoutrements Inflatable Turkey The Inflatable Turkey and Inflatable Toast should make for an impressive meal when I invite my inflatable girlfriend over for dinner this weekend. It's good to see that foodstuffs designed for Plasto-Americans are finally becoming more widely available. more
fun review by R.L.R. in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08
Accoutrements Horse Head Mask This mask imbues the wearer with super-human abilities. The power to make everyone around you feel akward and uncomfortable being first among them. After wearing the mask for several days my identity was consumed and replaced. There is only the horse now. Best purchase I ever made. more
hilarious review by Timboliah PantsOnFiyah "Timboliah Pants on Fiyah" in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08
Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle
I loaned my iPod to my kid and he broke it. This understandably bummed me out, since I really enjoy taking long walks on the beach while listening to some tune-age. I'm kinda low on funds, so buying a replacement iPod wasn't an option for me. I was very fortunate to discover the Yodeling Pickle. I have been super pleased with the results. First of all, as luck would have it, the Yodeling Pickle just happens to yodel all of my favorite tunes that were stored on my iPod. Hits like "Bobbejaan Schoepen yodels the collected works of Black Sabbath" and of course Slim Whitman's edgy yodeling rendition of "Baby Got Back."
I have withheld one star from my review however, giving the Yodeling Pickle just four of five possible stars. There isn't a headphone... more
witty review by M. Bulger in Toys & Games, 2014-02-08
Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
I've always wanted a pet narwhal but have neither the time, money nor pool-space to keep one as a pet, all I have is this lousy tabby cat. Then, through some sort of cosmic synchronicity, I happened upon this product and knew what had to be done.
I found the strap, to hold the horn to the cats head, a little flimsy. Luckily I found an open minded veterinarian who was willing to attempt grafting the horn to the cat. The procedure was expensive, more than I expected to pay for a cat-narwhal conversion, but I don't blame amazon or the manufacturer for any of that seeing as I went behind the scope of this products intended purposes.
All-in-all my narcat... or catwhal, depending whether you're a glass half full or empty type of person,... more