A study on the Scalper. What it is and how to combat these vile creatures.

funny review by in Video Games, 2015-02-16

Funny product Nintendo - New 3DS XL Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask Limited Edition - Gold/Black Nintendo - New 3DS XL Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask Limited Edition - Gold/Black Here we can see the infamous Scalper in its native habitat. It is quite a horrid creature. It is quite similar to that of the homosapiens. That is because this thing you see before you is in fact an evolution (or de-evolution in this case.). These beasts were in fact human at a time but that time has long gone. Now all that is left is an empty shell with only greed filling its’ will to live on. Anyways, let’s get on to further studying this horrendous creature.

There are some key noticeable differences between a human and a scalper. Notice how the eyes have changed from a natural human eye to a dark pitch black circle. The iris has changed from a circular shape to a sign of currency. The scalpers seen here have dollar shaped irises due to them residing in the United States of America. Another key thing to note here is that they have also developed a hunched back. This is probably due to spending an ample amount of time hunched over computer...
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At last, my victory over "good" is complete!

fun review by in Video Games, 2014-02-08

Funny product Diablo III - PC Diablo III - PC For the last 15 years, as I served as the constant whipping post for thousands...nay, MILLIONS of pathetic worms who have plundered my depths and banished me and my brothers to the soulstones time and time again! NO LONGER! On May 15 in the year of the Panda, 2012, my plan to claim victory over the Nine Hells and the High Heavens has come to fruition! Behold, the chronicle of my journey thus far!

Day 1: Millions of hapless insects gathered with their gold in hand and their steel drawn as they prepared to storm my doorstep, thinking that I, the Lord of Terror, would stand idly by as you farmed me for loot. Little did you suspect that my secret weapon "error 3007" would lay you all low! Those of you that happened to slip by my net came face to face with my uberlieutenants-- Lagmodan, The Serverbreaker,and Archbishop Disconnectus.

Day 2-5: See day 1...

Day 6: The delays caused by my...
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injustice: reviews among us

hilarious review by in Video Games, 2014-02-08

Funny product Injustice: Gods Among Us Injustice: Gods Among Us This game was so fun to open. Getting off the shrink wrap required a bit of advanced knowledge though. At first I threw the game down my stairs. But it didn't open. Several hours later I realized the err of my ways. And burned the shrink wrap off the case. I do not recommend this method as it ruins the box and smells really bad and made me sick.
Oh by the way the CD itself looked really nice. I think they did a good job of making it look shiny. I stared at my reflection for several hours. I would definitely recommend this game.
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injustice: reviews among us

witty review by in Video Games, 2014-02-08

Funny product Injustice: Gods Among Us Injustice: Gods Among Us This game was so fun to open. Getting off the shrink wrap required a bit of advanced knowledge though. At first I threw the game down my stairs. But it didn't open. Several hours later I realized the err of my ways. And burned the shrink wrap off the case. I do not recommend this method as it ruins the box and smells really bad and made me sick.
Oh by the way the CD itself looked really nice. I think they did a good job of making it look shiny. I stared at my reflection for several hours. I would definitely recommend this game.
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