Good-bye depression, hello life!

funny review by in Books, 2014-02-08

Funny product How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way? How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way? Before I found this book, I was very sad. I had lost my job, my wife wanted a separation, and my gay son Lawrence was dating one of those so-called "Asians." When someone (my son LAWRENCE) used my Amazon account to search for autoerotic asphyxiation techniques and nude yoga DVDs, this book was one of the suggested items that customers also bought. I'm not one to try something new (despite what my Amazon search history suggests, LAWRENCE) but the idea of feeling better spoke to me--even if it included clenching my anus 100 times a day.

Well let me tell YOU that it worked! I noticed an immediate difference in my outlook on life. With my mind preoccupied with tightening my sphincter muscles for a century mark, I was no longer fixated on the plights attacking my existence--my cheating wife, my lack of employment, my gay son--and I had drive and ambition. I had purpose! And that purpose was living life to see what would happen the next...
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