Droppin' Cookies Like Droppin' Rhymes

funny review by in Kitchen & Dining, 2014-02-08

Funny product Thunderbird TB-572 Cookie Dropping Machine, Up to 150 Cookies Per Minute Thunderbird TB-572 Cookie Dropping Machine, Up to 150 Cookies Per Minute Brace yourself, I'm the ace with glaze
I'm a bustin out gingerbread in your face
In any case, yo, I'm frostin' like a steeplechase
MC pastry chefs: about face
Now step off, I need room for my bake-off
My custom made biscuits are crisp
Yours are soft
I think you're stuck with misery, you gonna be history
Yo, I planned it out just like a patisserie
Snicker-doodle back up, or come a clapper
I plan to trap a Master Chef and kidnap' em
Phony, so skip the torrone
You and your cronies need to stick to macaroni
And hard rolls, cause you just a rookie
When it was time for chef school you just eatin the...
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