funny review by Mr. Benjamin G. Doherty "ben doherty" in Welcome, 2014-02-08
Samsung SyncMaster 820DXn-2 - 82" LCD flat panel display with built-in network media player - widescreen - 1080p (FullHD) - black
My last TV looked more like a microwave than a telly, only 74 inches, I could hardly even see Pingu's hat when he put it on.
This one is big and bad and cost me pittance (in comparison to a diamond-encrusted gold super-yacht with a VIP 1 number plate carrying the crown jewels and 45 bankers' bonuses).
It has lots of pixels. In fact, I could make a sandwich filled with pixels for every child in Africa and still have 14 trillion pixels left over. Which is great really, I could fill up my yacht with those.
Considering I am now record-shatteringly poor and have absolutely loads of street credit-ability, I'd consider myself a beautiful oxymoron. My TV is big but... more