Maybe too good of a costume

funny review by in Pet Supplies, 2014-02-08

Funny product Animal Planet PET20109 Raptor Dog Costume, Small Animal Planet PET20109 Raptor Dog Costume, Small I bought this costume for my Pomeranian, because I thought it'd be awesome to have the coolest-looking dog on the block (take that, Mr. Wilson down the street!). At such a low price, I expected the typical dog costume: average materials, subpar stitching, all-around poor craftsmanship. However, once the Animal Planet PET20109 Raptor Dog Costume arrived, I knew that this was the Rolls-Royce of pet costumes.

The realistic patterns, right down to the raptor's jagged, death-bringing teeth, are perfect and completely believable. My dog seemed to like it and when I tried to remove it, he actually refused to let this happen by eating one of my index fingers.

Unfortunately, an old woman saw this happen and called the police, who immediately took my dog into armed custody. Since the costume is so...

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