Worked Well, But Had To Return It

funny review by in Office Products, 2014-02-08

Funny product Datastroyer Model 1000 Disintegrator Datastroyer Model 1000 Disintegrator I'm a private security contractor who recently had a stint working for a certain well-known Empire that had a need to track down three fugitives and their small ship. The competition on this contract was tough, and I was looking forward to using my Datastroyer Model 1000 Disintegrator to really get the edge over the other contractors. Well, imagine my disappointment when the Imperial official in charge of the operation - a really difficult sort who always dresses in black just for dramatic flair - looked me right in the face and said: "No disintegrations!" All that time and effort put towards learning how to use my Disintegrator, totally ruined by the whims of a government bureaucrat! Fortunately, Amazon's returns policy was excellent, and I was able to return my... more

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