Almost too powerful...

funny review by in Clothing, 2014-02-08

Funny product The Mountain Power and Grace Adult T-shirt The Mountain Power and Grace Adult T-shirt Im gonna be blunt here. I bought this shirt for one purpose, and one purpose only: To pull massive amounts of ass.

While many opt for the xxL size, since I have a thinner build, I went with medium. The tight fitting sleeves highlight my veiny biceps and portruding deltoids. I fear that if I continue wearing this shirt, the muscles I grow will inevitably rip the very fabric which surges them.... not unlike how a tiger's claws rips the flesh of his foes, before he crushes their windpipe in his massive jaws.

When I walk into a room wearing this shirt, people notice immediately. I can see the women looking me up and down. I can tell, they see that sexual beast in me - that sexual threat. And they are drawn to it. They cannot help it.

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