with great Sex Panther comes great responsibilty

funny review by in Beauty, 2014-02-08

Funny product Sex Panther 1.7-oz Cologne Spray Sex Panther 1.7-oz Cologne Spray I received this cologne as a gift from my younger brother.

He had saved his money from mowing lawns the entire summer and told me that I was his big bubba and he loved me. I opened the cologne and it's smell lit up my senses in a way that I can not begin to describe.

I wore it to school the next day and noticed that teachers seemed to bend over a lot more in front of me, the girls all seemed to stay near my locker, and the principal called me into his office for a "long talk."

It seems that I have an animal magnetism that can only be explained by the power of this mighty cologne. I have since run out of the cologne and since my mom took away my allowance for molesting a family of badgers(illegal in my county) I have resorted to trying and making my own cologne to wear.

I have tried many things, but most of the time people look at me in...

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