Alex Stevens Men's Polar Bear Pair Ugly Christmas Sweater
I swear this sweater grants me some sort of powers. Perhaps it has unlocked some unknown source of energy deep down in my loins. Or maybe its just that knowledge that a few polar bears are taking the midnight express to pound town right where my nipples should be.
But ever since ive started wearing this heavenly piece of winter apparel, I been straight drownin in dat poontang.
And i luhhh dat.
P.s. can someone please get a brother a snorkel more