funny review by James O. Thach "@JamesOtisThach" in Health & Personal Care, 2014-02-08
Quilted Northern Ultra Plush Bath Tissue, 48 Double Rolls
There's nothing I wouldn't give for liberty, but they'll take my Quilted Northern from my cold dead hands. This is toilet paper for real Americans. It's ultra plush but septic-safe, perfect for life off the grid. (It's hard enough defending freedom without having to wipe with pine needles and poison oak.) As a conservative, I respect its lack of recycled material. And as a supremacist, I'm proud that it only comes in white.
It's not just me--our entire militia depends on these double rolls. On cold Idaho nights, nothing works better for lining the planks of our log compound than this quilted 3-ply. And for us, the 48-Pack is a God-send. You haven't seen anarchy til you've watched 48 well-armed patriots wrestling over the last square of tp. I'll face down the Dems at the gates of H-E-Double Toothpicks, but I sure don't... more