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Funny product Isotoner Men's Smartouch Stretch Glove with Full Wrist Gather and Draw Fleece Lined, Brown, Large Isotoner Men's Smartouch Stretch Glove with Full Wrist Gather and Draw Fleece Lined, Brown, Large Have you ever found yourself in an alleyway, spattered with the blood of some vagrant whom you have just stabbed multiple times in an outburst of psychotic blood lust? You reach for your phone to check the time, only to discover that the gloves you are wearing to keep your DNA and fingerprints from being found on the corpse in this soon to be crime scene, do not have smart touch fingertips. And as such, you cannot enter the on-screen lock combination.

Well I know I have. But no longer! With Isotoner Men's Smartouch Stretch Gloves I'm able to slake my thirst for human blood while remaining both fashionable and tech savvy. Other gloves may possess Smartouch but few are capable of meeting the expectations of a metro-sexual sociopath, would strongly recommend purchasing...
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