If Chuck Norris, Prince and Bear Grylls had a child, it would be this pen...

funny review by in Office Products, 2014-03-11

Funny product Pilot G2 Retractable Premium Gel Ink Roller Ball Pens, Fine Point, Blue Ink, Dozen Box (31021) Pilot G2 Retractable Premium Gel Ink Roller Ball Pens, Fine Point, Blue Ink, Dozen Box (31021) The cure for cancer will undoubtedly be mapped out using this pen. It can and will double as a blow-gun should you ever find yourself in a Berlin back-alley without one. It is lighter than helium and can run a 4.2 40. It has a well adjusted sense of self and can write haikus without sounding out the number of syllables on its fingers. The rubber of this pen is made at processing plants with a 'zero' eco-footprint. If this pen were human, Alana De La Garza would be his girlfriend and Dos Equis would have to stop running those ads about that lesser man. The designer of this pen retired the second after he designed it having simultaneously reached his career pinnacle and achieved individual enlightenment at the exact same instant. If this pen ran Facebook, there would be no more design updates and it's daily Twitter posts would be original, ironic and hilarious. If I were stranded on an island and could only take two... more

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