As good as Twilight!!!!

funny review by in Books, 2014-02-08

Funny product Holy Bible: Stock Car Racing Holy Bible: Stock Car Racing All my life, I've been looking for the one thing that would turn me to religion...and BEHOLD! I found it...

Instead of boooooring pictures of the Last Supper and the probable locations of holy sites, I get AWESOME pictures of crashes and and cars going in circles! I could practically smell the burning rubber and see the girls in halter tops firing cheap t-shirts out of a cannon at me...all the while learning who begat Bathsheba! (SPOILER ALERT: It was Eliam)

There is no better feeling than cracking open a...

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