This ship can't even go to lightspeed

funny review by in Toys & Games, 2014-04-25

Funny product LEGO Star Wars Millennium Falcon 7965 LEGO Star Wars Millennium Falcon 7965 Boy, can I tell you what a disappointment this thing is. First off, it's tiny, I could never fit in it, much less my Wookie copilot. You see, my Wookie friend and I were looking for a replacement; our old ship has had some problems. When he saw how small this ship is, he almost tore my arms off. I make my living off of smuggling goods for my boss in the Hutt Cartel. I could never smuggle anything in that! There is no way this thing could outrun an Imperial Star Destroyer. It couldn't even make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs like my old ship can. I won't even try lightspeed in this joke of a ship. If you make your living for being fast, keep looking. more

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