Show your beard the respect it deserves.

funny review by in Health & Personal Care, 2014-12-07

Funny product Beard Oil and Conditioner, Fragrance Free, Glass Bottle with Glass Dropper, Gives You a Respectable Beard That Is Healthy Looking, and Kissable Beard Oil and Conditioner, Fragrance Free, Glass Bottle with Glass Dropper, Gives You a Respectable Beard That Is Healthy Looking, and Kissable Not since I purchased an invincibility serum from a gypsy traveling the Scottish plains on wagon back, have I found a product so true to its word and delivered in the same packaging. I am the proud man mother of a true man's man's beard, the type of beard that could chop down a tree, build a humble mountainside retreat, and use the remainder to fashion canoes for summer camps. This is not a beard belonging to an individual who would somehow find a way to watch this majestic feat unfold ironically and from a great distance. My beard requires a product that teeters on the tri-cornered edge between scientific formula, magic potion, and reality. Today, I am proud to announce that I have found such a product. Just two drops of Beard Oil by Leven Rose every morning is all it takes for my beard to remain soft to the touch, lush, knotless, and healthy throughout the day. I am also a big fan of how it does not carry the scent of a tropical... more

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