funny review by Happiest Customer Ever! in Sports & Outdoors, 2015-01-10
Yoga Mat Tulavita.com Orange Non-slip PVC (With Detachable Carry Strap) 1/4 Inch Thick
I didn't feel the need to plan my weekend around This PVC yoga mat.
It began with a noticeable change in the viscosity of my flexibility. Within minutes of starting the movements, my mouth had filled with a thick foamy slime. Though I was in a cool climate controlled room a salty sweat broke out, and I felt my heartbeat quicken as my body threw itself into fight or flight.
The animal noises broadcasting from my pelvis were an ominous warning of the violent acts that were to follow. I shouldered my way into the bathroom, clawing at my belt, moaning with pain. The smell came first. It started sweet, almost tangy. That was quickly overpowered by a cloying chemical perfume.
The first volley of feces hit the water like soda cans and nickles. The resulting splash drenching my bottom in foul brackish water, but this was quickly becoming the least of my worries.
After another moment, the noises in my core hit a fever pitch and I... more