A study on the Scalper. What it is and how to combat these vile creatures.

funny review by in Video Games, 2015-02-16

Funny product Nintendo - New 3DS XL Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask Limited Edition - Gold/Black Nintendo - New 3DS XL Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask Limited Edition - Gold/Black Here we can see the infamous Scalper in its native habitat. It is quite a horrid creature. It is quite similar to that of the homosapiens. That is because this thing you see before you is in fact an evolution (or de-evolution in this case.). These beasts were in fact human at a time but that time has long gone. Now all that is left is an empty shell with only greed filling its’ will to live on. Anyways, let’s get on to further studying this horrendous creature.

There are some key noticeable differences between a human and a scalper. Notice how the eyes have changed from a natural human eye to a dark pitch black circle. The iris has changed from a circular shape to a sign of currency. The scalpers seen here have dollar shaped irises due to them residing in the United States of America. Another key thing to note here is that they have also developed a hunched back. This is probably due to spending an ample amount of time hunched over computer...
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