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Funny product How To Get Girls By Using Magic How To Get Girls By Using Magic I used non-magical ways to get girls for way too long. And I'll tell you, it just wasn't working. Luckily - no, MAGICALLY - this book came along to make my dating troubles "disappear"! In fact, this book worked so well that me and my newfound magic powers got banned from the Jefferson County Fair!

You see, guys, I was just tired of the usual ways of approaching women. Asking for phone numbers, offering rides in the van, wearing 2 socks at the same time, and so on. Nothing I did made me stand out until I learned the ways of magic. Did you know that you can get a woman to notice and talk to you by using a suddenly-appearing rabbit? Doesn't even have to be a rabbit, any rodent will do. Just pull it out of your sweater at the bus stop, and VOILA - she'll be saying something to you in no time. (Helpful users tip: don't upgrade to possums until you mastered the rabbit and squirrel tricks.)

One of the more useful magic tricks I...

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